Not only am I a brilliant philosopher and humorist – but apparently I can write a little poetry.  Okay, “brilliant” is a pretty powerful word – but the poetry part is legit, I swear!  And to prove it, I offer this little link:

 http://www.indianbaypress.com/index.php?pages/news_letters/news_letter_0712

Indian Bay Press will be publishing a poem I wrote in their biannual publication next spring, and asked to bio me for the December newsletter.  I think my keyboard was smoking, I answered their request so quickly! 

It’s a very, very tiny press… and probably only my family will read the thing (and my fans here on the WWW), but hey – you’ve got to start somewhere.  Get your autographs now, while the queue is still managable!